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Manure Golem vs. The DOUBLE Club by thatDMan Manure Golem vs. The DOUBLE Club by thatDMan
Inspired by this Counter Monkey episode:[link]

"It was devastating."

P.S. Please browse my other drawings. It's kind of weird that, as of right now, this 30 minute sketch in my scrapbook section has more views than any other piece I've done. :V
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:iconfurlock-the-666th:
Furlock-the-666th Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
I was linked to this page after watching the Counter Monkey.

Before it even loaded, I was already laughing my ass off.
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:iconkhialat:
Khialat Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
"MANURE!!! I *HATE* *MANURE*!!!!"
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:iconclowsitobiatch:
clowsitobiatch Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahahahahaha love this, it makes me crack
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demonfiren Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
Well, thinking about it...if your characters ever end up eaten you could roll to have them become one.
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:icondemonfiren:
demonfiren Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
Holy shit.
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Airrider1 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is one of those images that encapsulates the whole episode: concept after concept of something so ridiculous, so preposterous, so absolutely ignorant of its own wackiness that it loops right back to awesome.
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:iconferain:
Ferain Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Professional Artist
First time I saw the vid I cracked up uncontrollably. You captured the mental image quite perfectly, even if it's just a sketch, nicely done!
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:iconthatdman:
thatDMan Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
Thank you.
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:iconaxem-ranger-black:
axem-ranger-black Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012
DOUBLE Club! so heavy metal
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:iconneurovore:
Neurovore Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012
"Oh God...the STENCH!"

The really horrible thing about fighting a golem made out of feces, is that it is probably teeming with diseases. Any wounds you incur from it would almost certainly result in a nasty infection. In addition, any impact to its body would likely splatter fecal matter everywhere and so you had better make sure that your mouth is shut.

Can it send the swarm of flies that constantly surround it to attack you as well?
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Gil-Hushpond Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Come on now, the Stench can only be used 5 times per day.

This monster was featured in an episode of Counter Monkey (Follow the link in the description), and they actually mention that the monster can use the flies to attack, and they do a whole lot of damage.
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Neurovore Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014
Yes, I stumbled upon that before by accident around two years ago as I was looking for information on a tabletop RPG or video game that uses monsters made out of animated feces after seeing the movie, "Monsturd". The dog poop golem could also turn people into feces just by touch as well.
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auraknight90 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012  Student Writer
*dies laughing* awesome
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DarthGojira Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
Best. D&D Art. EVER.
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:iconpokelord-ex:
Pokelord-EX Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
The Age of Manure, everything went to shit! xD
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:iconsirdog:
Sirdog Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Student Artist
Mr.Mockinghamm! Man this was so funny I almost created my own manure rod when I saw it. Great drawing :D
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:iconchaoslizard-44:
ChaosLizard-44 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
should have gone with the DOUBLE spike Club
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:icongil-hushpond:
Gil-Hushpond Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Dude, the double spiked club costs 5 Gold pieces. What is he, made of money? :XD:
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ChaosLizard-44 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
XD 
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:iconrichard-sherry-becca:
I love you now.
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:iconthatdman:
thatDMan Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
d'awwww
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:iconcb872:
Cb872 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
What a devistating result...
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neosoc Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
Little known fact: Hinsty David would go on to write the critically acclaimed FF7 fanfiction known as "Cloud Mows the Lawn"
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:iconthatdman:
thatDMan Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
agh... oh god no
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:iconsirfrog:
sirfrog Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
This is *drumroll* shit! :D
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:iconsonicrose:
SonicRose Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh god, it lives!
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:iconthatdman:
thatDMan Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012
"It moves!"
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:iconjokecokecs:
Jokecokecs Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Come quick Mr. Mockinghamm! I made a golem outta shit! :D

Spoony is the reason why i want to play D&D someday ;_; god bless dat man... XD
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yamina-chan Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh dear god XD
I had no idea I would see artwork based uppon this one day, much less so soon after it was made known.
The art really looks nice and if it weren't for the fac the things are what they are... I can't stop laughing while looking at this :rofl:
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metalavery Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012
holy shit you draw fast! and you draw insanely well to!
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:iconanoruku:
Anoruku Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012
"Let this be our final battle!"
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:iconkrusedullfaen:
Krusedullfaen Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012
Only one word can describe this:

Amazing.
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seepo1456 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
but if he tried to hit him the club would turn to manure wouldn't it? Want. then it would be the manure rod! :D
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:icondrendal:
drendal Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
DOUBLE manure rod.
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mrskippy69 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012
This actually looks halfways legit. If it weren't for the fact that the fighter's taking on the last boss from Conker's Bad Fur Day with a "Double Club."
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RiverTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
the great mighty poo isn`t the last boss... heidrich(i think that was his name)the Alien is. you fight the alien in a yellow mech suit like the fight between ripley and the alien queen.
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mrskippy69 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012
My bad. Whatever.
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GreatAtuin Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012
I specialize in double club.
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:icongauntes:
Gauntes Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Student Digital Artist
"Mr. Mockingham! You gotta come XD LOOK WHAT I DID!!"
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:icondarthgojira:
DarthGojira Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
"I MADE A GOLEM OUT OF SHIT!"
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:icondarkxide:
Darkxide Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012
Good lord.

I'm tempted to make a D&D campaign based on this picture...
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:iconm-veculous:
M-veculous Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Professional
If only it was a spiked double club he'd win.
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:icondoggyhatefire:
doggyhatefire Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012
That was some quick work.
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:iconchibigingi:
chibigingi Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
MY WORST NIGHTMARES HAVE COME TRUE! MAGICAL DOG MANURE... CRAFTED INTO A MANURE GOLEM! GOT HELP US ALL!
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:iconadiwan:
Adiwan Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I laughed hard at the double club. This is so insanely stupid awesome! The double club actually reminds me of the good old American Gladiators.
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:iconthatdman:
thatDMan Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012
Pugil sticks FTW!
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:iconmakoboy:
makoboy Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012   Writer
This was fast.
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:icontheginga:
theginga Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012  Student Digital Artist
You gave dignity to something that had very little (see also: none), and I tip my hat to you sir!
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:iconthatdman:
thatDMan Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012
*gave up dignity* might be the phrase you're looking for
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:icontheginga:
theginga Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Indeed it might. This picture is still awesome. XD
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